Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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