We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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