no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Quick, to the slutcave!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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