my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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