Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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