we're blogging at a bar
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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