Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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