Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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