Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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