susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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