I will die if light touches me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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