My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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