I wanna bring you to show and tell
you win again, gameday.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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