So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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