6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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