Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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