im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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