He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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