The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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