so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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