I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I understand Curling. That high.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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