You work out of a Hotel?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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