Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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