Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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