Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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