a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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