I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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