I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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