I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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