There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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