this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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