have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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