I cannot find my penis.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
