somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
wakey wakey hands off snakey
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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