She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
