We're like a lot better than the average bears
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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