It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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