I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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