my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
