My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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