Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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