Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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