Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're a waste of cheezeits
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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