does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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