so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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