Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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