no you cant smoke seaweed
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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