hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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