in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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