Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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