i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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