I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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