Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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