hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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