? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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